Thursday, July 23, 2009

Happy Not A Father's Day

This past weekend, Lily and Marshall celebrated their anniversary. The whole ceremony got me thinking about how completely awesome I am. I started thinking to myself that Marshall will have to spend the rest of his life with the same woman and would have to have.....wait for Then I started to think about how lucky I was to be single to never have to have kids. Why would anyone in their right mind want to have kids. Marriage is for stupid and not so awesome people. You all remember what today was one year ago. It was the first ever not a father's day. Not a father's day is the celebration of freedom and the single life. It is definitely one of my personal favorite holidays of the year second only to Saint Patty's day. So my advise to you today is kids are cool for picking up chicks...but that's all. They are not cute cuddly or adorable as the world might make them seem. If you wanna be happy, don't have kids, stay single. As for all of you single guys out there...happy not a father's day.


  1. Someday it would simply struck to your mind and to your heart that indeed, you also wanted to have a child on your own.. :D

    It's just too early for you to realize that now, wait until you're ready and it will really simply come to you,,,

    Fathers Day Presents

  2. LOL! Barney has always been awesome! I've been inspired by the way he suits up. Ever since I've started watching this show, I've imitated Barney by wearing a suit and one of my favorite yellow ties even if I'm just going to have a drink in a bar.