Monday, November 30, 2009

What people are saying about the playbook....

Being the awesome guy that i am, i have taken time out of my busy schedule of awesomeness to find out what people think about the playbook..

Ssup Barney. My cell mate borrowed me a copy of the play book. And it's aite.
I especially like the "Am a hardcore rap artist". I think am definitely gonna try that one out when i get outta prison considering am actually a hardcore rap artist.

Barrack Obama
After the C.I.A inspected the copy of the play book you sent me, i spent hours studying it. I've
already sent a copy of the book to the russian prime-minister and he loves it. I think the playbook is what this country needs right now to get us out of this economic
mess Bush put us in. And to those who are wondering whether the plays in the playbook are
say to them.....YES WE CAN!!!

David Beckham
Fantastic barney absolute fantastic. Blimey barney the playbook
is spot-on. Me and me mates are going down to the pub to try out sum'or tha plays in tha book. Hopefully porshe doesn't read your blog.

Kobe Bryant
To be the best you've got to beat the best and i think that's what this playbook is all about. Good job barney, hopefully this book will take us to the playoffs

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Dear America

I know you're probably wondering why it took me so long to write in my awesome blog. Well the reason is simple. I made the stupid but common mistake of entering into.....wait for it....a relationship. Yes my friends even the most awesome people can fall prey to the fatal claws of a relationship. But now america....Daddy's back. And his back bigger and better than ever. If there's one thing i've learnt from being in a relationship it's this. Am awesome and relationships are stupid. I mean yes Robin Scherbertsky is canna hot for a canadian but just look at what happened to me when i got into a relationship. I gained weight, i became a lot less awesome and worse of all....i went to canada **yuck**. But now it's time for me to make up for lost time by banging every hot chick in New york city one hottie at a time. Well by now am pretty sure most of you have heard about the divine book called...The playbook. It's importance to humanity is second only to the bro code. The playbook contains plays from the "My penis grants wishes" to the "Ted mosby" to the much more complicated "Scuba diver" and one of my personal favorites "the he's not coming". Well tommorow night i am going to be performing one of the trickiest plays in the playbook called "President Clinton". What is the president clinton? Well am glad you asked. Step 1: Get a suit preferable an Armani. Step 2: Acquire your target, preferably a blonde. Step 3: Before talking to her receive a fake phone call from former President Clinton asking you to meet in washington next week...and's on..**wink**.