Monday, July 20, 2009
The Bro Code
A fan of mine recently sent me a letter asking me to explain the bro code. So I have taken time out by busy schedule of awesomeness to explain a few of the rules in the bro code.
1. No sex with your bro's ex. (I know I broke this one but in my defense Robin's Canadian.....so that dosen't really count.
2. No sex with with your bro's mother. Unless she intiates it and/or wears a leopard birthday suit.
3. No eye contact in a devil's three-way(a tricycle with two dudes)
4. A bro is not required to remember another bro's birthday. Though a phone call every now and then wouldn't kill him
5. Even in a drought, a bro flushes twice.
6. A bro is required to go out with his bro on Saint Patrick's and other official bro holidays including haloween, new year's day and desperation day.( February 13th)
7. A bro never reveals the score a sports event unless that bro has thrice confirmed he wants to hear it.
8. A bro is required at all times to say yes.
9. A bro is required to alert another bro in time of a girl fight.
10. A bro must always post bail for another bro unless it's out of state or crazy expensive.
This are only a few of the rules in the bro. More of them will be posted on my awesome blog in the future.