I do not like you. I do not hate you but I most certainly do not like you. I do not care how your weekend was. I do not care that you just had a colonoscopy...thats gross. I do not want you to buy me a drink..unless you are a hot blonde with daddy issues. I am not your friend, and as mentioned earlier; I am not your therapist. I do not want to hear your problems, because I do not have any solutions to them and more importantly because I do not like you. I do not want to help your grandma cross street, I do not want to watch your dog. Because I do not like you. Do not say hi to me as you cross the street, I will not say hi because I do not like you.