Relationships are for losers

Guys, let me start off by saying sorry for the wait. I know its been a while but as George Washington once said " Awesomeness is timeless" Anyways I got a lot of fan mail recently but there was one that stuck out to me the most. So its from a guy named Frank. He and his girlfriend have been dating for five years now and he's looking for the perfect and most awesome way to propose to her. Now Frank, if you're reading this (which I know you are because my blog is awesome ), my answer is this : dump her! You don't need that kinda baggage. Five years! Really! Haven't you been reading anything I've been writing in my blog. Jeezzz. Relationships are for losers, and marriages are even worse. You know the longest relationship I've been in the last year? Four...hours. Wuttup! [Hypothetical high five]

So Frank do yourself a favor...get back into the game