Overcoming a threesome....

Hello, my dear awesome blog readers, this is the Barnicle speaking. Today we are gonna be talking about something very very important...threesomes. Now we all know what threesomes are. Today am gonna be talking about what not to do. Lets take Mike for example. Mike is 28, average looking and not nearly as awesome as me. Mike walks into a bar and he sees two hot chicks let's call them Stacy and Tiffany. Mike makes sure he isn't been deceived by the cheerleader effect and two minutes later he has two chicks making out with him at the back of a taxi on the way to his apartment...and yes it happens that fast. So now his thinking about what's gonna happen back at his apartment, cos now his dealing with sets of boobs and two lips. He gets to his apartment and doesn't know who to kiss first but the answer is simple..none. That brings me to rule number one. Never ever ever ever ever make out with one before the other. You absolutely have to let them make out with each other first before you make out with one of them otherwise you risk one of them feeling less important than the other. But Mike doesn't know this...you know why...BECAUSE HE DOESN'T READ MY BLOG. So he kisses Stacy first and then Tiffany gives him this "look" and he freaks out. So he tries to make up for it by kissing Tiffany longer than he kissed Stacy and before he knows it Stacy suddenly remembers that she has a "meeting" and has to be up by eight tomorrow and then Tiffany leaves with her because she needs to see the "doctor" tomorrow morning. So instead of having a threesome Mike stays up all night watching his new porn movie "Wet Sweaty Boobs Volume seven". So guys I think we've all learnt an important lesson today. Never kiss one girl before the other before they kiss themselves, and more importantly ALWAYS READ MY BLOG!